|Wednesday, March 10th, 2010|
Okay, I just thought of one this morning.
Q: What do you call someone who uses police files to blackmail you into dating them?
A: A CRIMINAL RECORD PLAYER!
|Monday, May 12th, 2008|
Dead though it looks, I should've joined this community YEARS AGO! =D
Q: What export do they use cows to produce in the land of Macaronia?
A: Macaronian Cheese!! XD
|Sunday, June 18th, 2006|
How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud."
"Yes sir," came the reply, "it's fresh ground." Current Mood: amused
|Tuesday, March 8th, 2005|
okay, seeings how no one has been here in forever I'll post two dumb jokes that noone will read:
Cant resist the michael Jackson joke:
Why does michael jackson like 28 year olds?
Because theres 20 of them. hahaha...so funny you almost fall asleep
What do you tell a girl with two black eyes?
Nothing!! You already told her twice!!! Current Mood: crazy
|Monday, October 18th, 2004|
does anyone even belong to this community? lalala Current Mood: shocked
|Friday, October 15th, 2004|
A guy went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee, and then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?"
The doctor replied, "It's very simple. You're two tents."
Why was the elephant standing on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate. Current Mood: mischievous
|Thursday, October 14th, 2004|
There were two fish in a tank. One fish said to the other fish, "How do you drive this thing?" Current Mood: amused
|Sunday, April 11th, 2004|
|Monday, March 15th, 2004|
A horse walks into a bar
The bartender says
Why the long face?
The horse says
I'm a horse
|Saturday, January 3rd, 2004|
|Saturday, December 27th, 2003|
|Sunday, November 16th, 2003|