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Wednesday, March 10th, 2010
9:54 am
[rackstraw]
CRP
Okay, I just thought of one this morning.

Q: What do you call someone who uses police files to blackmail you into dating them?

A: A CRIMINAL RECORD PLAYER!

XD
Monday, May 12th, 2008
10:47 pm
[rackstraw]
Dairy Exports!
Dead though it looks, I should've joined this community YEARS AGO!  =D  

Q:  What export do they use cows to produce in the land of Macaronia?  

A:  Macaronian Cheese!!  XD 
Sunday, June 18th, 2006
4:20 am
[shellybean7]
How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.

What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
Sanka.

"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud."
"Yes sir," came the reply, "it's fresh ground."

Current Mood: amused
Tuesday, March 8th, 2005
11:25 pm
[oanimalover]
okay, seeings how no one has been here in forever I'll post two dumb jokes that noone will read:

Cant resist the michael Jackson joke:
Why does michael jackson like 28 year olds?

Because theres 20 of them. hahaha...so funny you almost fall asleep

What do you tell a girl with two black eyes?

Nothing!! You already told her twice!!!

Current Mood: crazy
Monday, October 18th, 2004
12:11 pm
[yawning_ferret]
does anyone even belong to this community? lalala

Current Mood: shocked
Friday, October 15th, 2004
10:28 am
[yawning_ferret]
hahaha
hahaha
A guy went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee, and then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?"

The doctor replied, "It's very simple. You're two tents."



AND...


Why was the elephant standing on the marshmallow?
Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate.

Current Mood: mischievous
Thursday, October 14th, 2004
3:19 pm
[yawning_ferret]
There were two fish in a tank. One fish said to the other fish, "How do you drive this thing?"

Current Mood: amused
Sunday, April 11th, 2004
9:05 pm
[morebanglesmoke]
Finally, a place to unload these. :)
A club sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says; "I'm sorry, we don't serve food here."

Current Mood: enthralled
Monday, March 15th, 2004
10:45 pm
[shellybean7]
A horse walks into a bar

The bartender says
Why the long face?

The horse says

I'm a horse
Saturday, January 3rd, 2004
5:09 pm
[julialenn]
What did the digital clock say its mother?
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Saturday, December 27th, 2003
10:26 pm
[dradradrama]
New.
Have a Michael Jackson joke?...jackojokes
Sunday, November 16th, 2003
1:16 am
[julialenn]
The very first entry....
As the first joke to a community of one so far....

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?Collapse )
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